Wednesday 16 July 2008

Slappers!

I am slowly coming to realise that in this life there will always be some people you don't hit it off with no matter how hard you try. One of them, by the name of Bianca (21), landed in my house. I tried not to be hasty forming my opinions and have observed her over the last month but have come to the definite conclusion that she is a bloody nightmare. It started from the first conversation I had with her over breakfast:
B: "God, sweetie, I can't believe how much you have to cover up over here it's ridiculous" (indicating to her own attire like it was the height of modesty - she was wearing a vest top so low cut the top of her bra was poking out - not just any bra, a gravity defying Wonderbra that pushed her boobs so close under her chin that I'm surprised she open her mouth to talk).
P: "Err yeah it is really quite important."
B: ".... and babe if there are any bombs I'm on the first plane out of here, because there's no way I'm risking my life, I'm an only child you see."
P: "Hmm. Why did you decide to come here?"
B: "Oh the beaches, man. I want to get really tanned."
P: "Right...well there have been three bombs in the past two weeks but so long as you don't get the bus at rush hour, there's not so much of a risk..."
B: "Hell no, I don't do public transport. I hate it back home. There's no way I'll be getting on those death traps darling".
P: (speechless!)

So there you have it and it gets worse every day. She has a devoted boyfriend back home who she has cheated on several times. She lives to get drunk and then says stuff which is so repulsive it's unrepeatable. She saunters down the street half undressed (yeah okay I am sounding like a proper old fart now!) with a fag hanging out of her mouth (it is very disapproved of for women to smoke here) wiggling her bottom from side to side and then acts outraged if any men make comments. I have tried to tell her to cover up but she takes no notice. I can't stand it. The men are challenging enough without encouragement from people like her. I got wanked at again the other day, whilst waiting for my tuk tuk in front of the nursery. The thing I find even worse than this is the incessant kissing noises that men make when you walk past - it's just so degrading. Last night we started doing evening tuition for the lads at the local cricket club. They're all late teens early twenties so it's a bit daunting. Bianca dressed for the occasion in a very very very low cut top and then proceeded to lean over the desk when addressing the boys. So that's a few more Sri Lankan men that now think white women are little slappers......great.

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